The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
I bought from QVC
The movie in Widescreen

(you all know the song, let's skip to day twelve, shall we??)

On the twelfth day of Christmas
I bought from QVC
12 Lasers Blasting
11 Candid Snapshots
10 Rocky Condoms
9 Capes a Waving
8 Golden Top Hats
7 Cards a-Trading
6 Christmas Postcards
5 Time Warp Charts
4 Trannie Hats
3 T-Shirts
2 pair of 'nets
And the movie in Widescreen!