The Atlas Pyramid

A poor man
Working 10 hour nights
works hard for his pay
and barely gets by.

If luck holds for days
He might get a raise
But the strain of his job
Makes him break down and sob
He just wants money, esteem
He has hard work and a dream
And with luck, he'll fight upstream
He'd be a rich man, but a glitched man

He seeks promotions,
high-profits and he
works overtime
watched out for margins
and the bottom line
Til the day he saw a usenet article say
In just seven days turn six bucks to six K.

He'd worked fast-food and service
And he'd fought for his tips.
Thought pyramid schemes were all just gyps
So he re-read the post, thought he'd been led astray.
"In just seven days. Turn six bucks to six K"

(reprise)

Just a dollar
To an address
A quick send
Brings you success
It makes me oooooooooh. Shake.
Makes me want to spam every newsgroup every day.
In just seven days, turn six bucks to six K.

Don't wanna earn no promotions
(motions, motions)
Just easy money in oceans.
(oceans, oceans)
(I think spam's ok)
In just seven days. Turn six bucks to six K.
Go on and try it today.
In just seven days turn six bucks to six K.