The Ballad of Richard O'Brien

Born out in England the Island in the sea
Moved to New Zealand with his family
Raised on a farm where they made a lot of cheese
Watched 'Glen or Glenda' and other "B" movies

Richard "Ritz" O'Brien
King of the cult movie.

Came back to England to try this acting affair
Rode on some horses, got a break in 'Hair'
Wrote a few songs, with a musical flair
Premiered Rocky Horror at the Theatre Upstairs.

Richard "Ritz" O'Brien
King of the cult movie.

Made the Rocky Horror Show into a flick
A brand new cult for the perverted and sick
Made an equal too, introduced Bert Schnick
And your host for 'Crystal Maze' was Reckless Rick.

Richard "Ritz" O'Brien
King of the cult movie.

He played Mr. Hand in the film 'Dark City'
His fans are all awaiting his new CD.
In Spice World he took pictures, yelled "emergency!"
Damn, he looked good, but it was still shitty.

Richard "Ritz" O'Brien
King of the cult movie.