King of Flame

There's a few hundred posts on the group today
They're the same old posts as yesterday
There are rival casts and they're getting mean
Not to mention the Riff-Brad Buttf*ck scene

I have nothing to offer a Newsgroup domain
I don't know any news on the computer game
I just want some attention cause I'm so lame
So I'll just go ahead now and post this flame . . .

There's a few hundred posts on the group today
I wish I was someone
They're the same old posts as yesterday
I wish I was someone
There are rival casts and they're getting mean
I wish I was someone
Not to mention the Riff-Brad Buttf*ck scene
I wish I was someone

I have nothing to offer a Newsgroup domain
I don't know how to play no Rocky drinking games
And I've started a war, they want me to refrain
But it's all that I'm good at, I'm the King of Flame . . .

There's a cast that lost their theatre home
I wish I was someone
They don't have a place that they can call their own
I wish I was someone
I'd like to get into the discussion now
I wish I was someone
So I think I'll call their Frank a cow
I wish I was someone

I have nothing to offer a Newsgroup domain
I don't even have a watergun for rain
I have nothing to say now, but all the same
I have to insult, cause I'm the King of Flame . . .

There's an open call for more drunk brady
I wish someone would just make fun of me
Someone met Ritz after a curtain call
I'd flame him too, I'd say "hey, you're bald!"
King of Flame

I don't care about anyone
I wish I was someone
Because Bill is always on VH1
I wish I was someone
There's a few hundred posts on the group today
They're the same old posts as yesterday

I have nothing to offer a Newsgroup domain
I don't know any news on the computer game
I just want some attention cause I'm so lame
But it's my destiny to be the King of Flame . . .

King of Flame
I'll always be
King of Flame