Rocky Is Life

(to the tune of "Life is a Rock (but the radio rolled me) by Reunion)

Barry Bostwick and Jon Adams, tap shoes, Nell, you know she had em
Meatloaf he played Scott and Eddie, Bobby Simon in a teddy
Grab some fishnets, nitty gritty, rouge and lipstick, make it pretty
Every nation, every city, ever risky ever witty
Going Home and Hot Patootie, Curry singing Tutti Frutti
Brian May, a biker bruiser, David Arquette is a loser
Transylvania, dark refraining, garters and black undies straining
Perry Bedden, Rayner Burton's Gary glittered and he's hurtin
Science fiction, double feature, Doctor X will build a creature

Rocky is life, and the rest is a hassle
Gotta dress up in costume, with sequins and tassles
Rocky is life, and the rest is a hassle
Right under my rainbow, is a flying castle

RHPS, all left jumpin, Riff Raff and his back a humpin
Freaks and sickos, perverts grinning, Smurfs are losing, Rocky's winning
Ritz O'Brien, adulation, Tony Head, antici---pation
Vic Spinetti, Robin Cousins, Donavan and Nicky Parsons
Silver Jubilee production, nightly audience seduction
Mimic every move and lyric, soundtrack in you gotta hear it
Make it mono, DVD it, Don't just dream it, be it be it
Planet Shmanet, Janet, dammit, ran it, am it, fan it, can it
Down the river of night's dreaming, Riff is shooting Frank and screaming:

Rocky is life, and the rest is a hassle
Gotta dress up in costume, with sequins and tassles
Rocky is life, and the rest is a hassle
Right under my rainbow, is a flying castle

Peter Hinwood's head is shiny, Sadie Corre's really tiny
Brian Thompson set designer, Richard Hartley music timer
Sue Blane going costume thrifting, Ishaq Bux's Dick is Frifting
Michael Dalton, Rachel Hale and Georgie Hayes and Nathan Taylor
Malcolm doing stage direction, Mary Maddox, face infection
Scotty's wheelchair ever rolling, Edward ten-foot Tudor-poling
Rose tint my world, Ralph and Betty, RKO and Eddie's Teddy
Touch me, Touch me, thrill me, thrill me, dirty, dirty, chill me, chill me
Love to all my rocky brothers, big fuck you to all the others

Rocky is life, and the rest is a hassle
Gotta dress up in costume, with sequins and tassles
Rocky is life, and the rest is a hassle
Right under my rainbow, is a flying castle