I Don't Believe in Puffin, and Revenge of the Old Queen

(to the tune of "I was in Love with Danny, but the Crowd was in Love with Dean")

It was such a great film
You know, we really don't need to
Have a sequel that's filmed for a screen

Puffin had a fan webpage and a newsgroup
Puffin believed he could push for
A convo with perfomed scenes

Rocky has a story you can go back to
Forever, you know what I mean
And nothing beats a Shocky
Soundtrack in headphones

Cause I don't believe in Puffin,
And Revenge of the Old Queen

He dragged the subject on so endlessly,
and if you were to ask me
There was no way to get right in between
The dead horse he insisted beating
And I don't believe in Puffin
And Revenge of the Old Queen.

And when December came round
His page went down
We all cheered
To see it go
Then he spoke on Rocky Radio

Hope it's the end of a script that
Richard has said he
doesn't want to have a hand in
And Puffin will fade like countless before him
And the cult is united in delirium
From the only two needed films

Puffin gave up trying
We knew that he was lying
Not the first and not the last we'll see
He thought that it was groovy
But no one wants that movie.

And I don't believe in Puffin,
And Revenge of the Old Queen

He dragged the subject on so endlessly,
and if you were to ask me
There was no way to get right in between
The dead horse he insisted beating
And I don't believe in Puffin
And Revenge of the Old Queen.

And I don't believe in Puffin,
And Revenge of the Old Queen
Oh- I don't believe in Puffin,
And Revenge of the Old Queen