Maybe You're a Ritz Fan

How many times have you
Gone to see Rocky Horror?
How many casts were you on?
Whoever would let me play.
And have you travelled very far?
Every Saturday.

How many times have you
Gone to see Rocky Horror?
How often have you been there?
Often enough to know.
Where would you be, when you were there?
Sitting in the back row.

Maybe You're a Ritz Fan
Maybe You're a Ritz Fan
Maybe You're a Ritz Fan, too
You spend all your money on a cast album, from Timbuktu.
What a thing to do.
Maybe You're a Ritz Fan
Maybe You're a Ritz Fan
Maybe You're a Ritz Fan, too

How does it feel to see
Ritz on a screen in Theatres?
You live in a Dark City-
Transylvania's my home.
Now that you've seen Jubilee
Show me the Crystal Dome.

Maybe You're a Ritz Fan
Maybe You're a Ritz Fan
Maybe You're a Ritz Fan, too
You spend all your money on a cast album, from Timbuktu.
What a thing to do.
Maybe You're a Ritz Fan
Maybe You're a Ritz Fan
Maybe You're a Ritz Fan, too