Sound of Music

To the tune of "Sounds of Silence"

Hello oblivion my friend
It's Saturday now once again
And I found myself at night going
To the theater where Rocky's showing
But the movie wasn't playing anymore
Nuns by the score
In line for Sound of Music

No Brad or Janet weiss
Just endless streams of edelweiss
No fishnets as far as eyes could see
Just lederhosen, cries of "Do re mi"
All the freaks were gone, and the song that the lips sing
My fav'rite things
Replaced by Sound of Music

And in the London fog they came
Von Trapps and Nazis all the same
There was Ray, a drop of golden sun
I aimed my laser at a singing nun
And Maria looked at me in fear, and stood there very still
She had no hill
To sing the Sound of Music

"Fools", said I, "You do not know
Cults like Rocky have to grow
See the film that I might teach you
AP and costumes like you're supposed to do"
And the people just looked at me and stared
No one cared
They wanted Sound of Music

And the people sang and danced
In their stupid german pants.
And my laser shot out it's message
And the words were left in the wreckage.
And the words said, "Cult films are the ones that the people make themselves,
Not studio shelves"
And silenced the Sound of Music