Transylvanian Skies

A long long time ago
I'd walk along the moonlit shores, it always made me smile
But then the orders they came down
And I obeyed the Royal Crown
To go with Frank-n-Furter for a while

But his cruelty he delivered
With libido that would make men shiver
Though our flag blew proudly
He was dressed too loudly

I can't remember why I cried
When I shot my laser deep inside
But I did, as I watched him fry
The day the Frankie died.

So

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My, my Transylvanian Skies
Did a chaser with the laser
By the laser he died
And the old Queen
Will be shocked and surprised
When she learns that Frank-n-Furter has died
Learns that Frank-n-Furter has died.

I was waiting for the candyman
Doing my job of handyman
Like the Old Queen told me so.

And that's when the doorbell came
Met Brad and Janet in the rain
They asked to use the phone, so they could go

Well I know they both were very young
But how was I to know what was to come
I invited them inside
They were in for a hell of a ride

Well I was just a pawn in the game
Who tried my best to just stay sane
But I knew I'd never be the same
The day that Frankie died

I started singin'

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Well it's a jump to the left and a step to the right
As we Time Warp our way into the night
And sing those same old songs once again
I've been told before where we stand
I know who played the Invisible Man
And I prayed that it would all never end

But as Frank came throwing his cape down
And showed our guests all around
My anger deeply burned
I just wished to return
And while everybody shook their hips
No words fell from my silent lips
I just checked all my laser tips
The day that Frankie died

We were singing

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The Sword of Damocles hung down
As Frank played God, made me the clown
In just seven days and coming fast
And Rocky Horror came out well
Put old Frank into a spell
And I sat there dreaming of the past

And as the two were introduced
The delivery boy got a spurt of juice
They all got up to dance,
But Eddie never had a chance
And as Frankie tried to keep control
The Lab swung wild with Rock and Roll
His madness had taken it's toll
The day that Frankie died

We started singing

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The guests were all shown to their rooms
Like prisoners condemned to doom
And Frank went down on everyone
So, Brad be good and Brad be slick
As Frank played around with his little stick
'Cause that's the only way that he has fun

And as I watched them on the screen
I could hardly not let myself scream
No shower known to man
Could calm old Frankie's plan
And as we cleaned up in the night
I gave the creature a mighty fright
And I stood laughing with delight
The day that Frankie died.

I was singing

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Magenta turned them all to stone
We thought that Frank was all alone
But he just smiled and turned away
He staged a cabaret floorshow
With all the guests dressed head to toe
And that's when I knew he had to go away

With my first shot, columbia screamed
I took Frank down, Rocky had seen
He tried to climb the tower
But I had all the power
And the three guests that we had got
Janet, Brad, and Dr. Scott
They took off before it got too hot
The day that Frankie died.

And they were singing

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My, my Transylvanian Skies
Did a chaser with the laser
By the laser he died
And the old Queen
Will be shocked and surprised
When she learns that Frank-n-Furter has died