Sanity and Vanity

Lyrics by Vanessa Vittoe -- DikOfDeth@aol.com --
http://rockymusic.org/ROB/main.html
And Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Ebony And Ivory" by Paul McCartney)

Sanity and vanity
Come together against insanity
Come with me down the DTV trail
Down to Dentonvale!

You all know
That you are all my friends
Now it's time to go
And take those first steps in defiance
I'll help you live
And you will give me your last cents
As I change all you queers
Including upstairs!

Sanity and vanity
Come together against insanity
Come with me down the DTV trail
Down to Dentonvale!

Sanity and vanity
Fighting against insanity
Sanity and vanity, ooooooh...

You all know
That you are all my friends
Now it's time to go
And take those first steps in defiance
I'll help you live
And you will give me your last cents
As I change all you queers
Including upstairs!

Sanity and vanity
Come together against insanity
Come with me down the DTV trail
Down to Dentonvale!
Come with me down the DTV trail
Down to Dentonvale!

Sanity and vanity
Fighting against insanity
Sanity and vanity
Fighting against insanity
Sanity and vanity
Fighting against insanity
Sanity and vanity
Fighting against insanity