Richard's Radio Spots

These are the scripts to the Radio Spots read by Richard. MP3s are
available, courtesy of "Mr. Audio" himself, Shawn McHorse, here.

              Hello. My name is Riff-Raff. I'm one of the stars of the . . . Rocky Horror  Picture Show. If you're into Science Fiction, Horror, Music, or . . . dare we say  it . . . Sex. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the Movie for you. See you at the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Rated R. Under seventeen not admitted without parent.

            The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a must for all of you. If you don't go and see  it, I shall personally come around to your houses and drag you out by the scruff of the neck. I shall belt you around the mouth, and mouth you around the belt. Do you understand what I'm saying? See the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Rated R. Under seventeen not admitted without parent.

                This is an open letter to Richard Nixon. Dear Richard, do go and see the   Rocky Horror Picture Show. All of those.....unfortunate incidents will seem trivial after the Rocky Horror Picture Show. President Ford, he'd love to
see it. But he doesn't have the same amount of free time that you do. See the RockyHorror Picture Show. Rated R.
Under seventeen not admitted without Parent.

               If you're a Wall Street Broker, you won't have to remember the crash of '29. Go see the Rocky Horror Picture Show, that will bring you down immediately. See the Rocky Horror Picture Show, all Wall Street's talking about it. Rated R. Under seventeen not admitted without parent.

                  I don't know where you are in the house at this precise moment, but run and tell your mother why she should go and see the Rocky Horror Picture Show.   It's like Orange Juice. It's like everything you've ever known that's good for you. See the Rocky Horror Picture Show, rated R. Under seventeen not admitted without parent.

               If you're a football player, and you love your sport, go and see the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Imagine making the winning touchdown in garter belt and stockings. Wouldn't the crowd go wild? Wouldn't your mother
go wild? Wouldn't You  go wild? See the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Rated R. Under seventeen not admitted without parent.