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"I get letters saying 'Thank you, Rick, for letting me come on the Crystal Maze, because it WAS a Pauline experience, it was my "road to Damascus" I did see the light.' Well, there's not much I can do about that . . . I'm sorry . . . "
The Crystal Maze
Cosmo: Has fame changed you?
Richard: What do you think?
-From Rocky Radio
Over the past 10 or so years, many people have attempted to sell me on the various virtues of the word processor. What a load of tosh. What's wrong with a notebook and a ballpoint? Which reminds me of a talk I heard recently. The Americans needed a ballpoint pen that would work in space and so they spent several scrillions of dollars developing one .The Russians solved the same problem by using a pencil.
-On Technology
"I'm sure you have a copy of the Blues Brothers at home. I know I have. And the reason we have that particular video is because when you're feeling a bit out of sorts, and you don't know what to do with yourself, you put in the Blues Brothers and you feel immediately better."
-Talking about the release of Rocky on video.
"Stellar fucking job there . . . "
-on the ineptitude of the Hard Rock Security staff, when the blacony was overrun with fans
"I was going to wear a pair of 'fuck-me' pumps, but I thought it was a bit much with this outfit"
-on his clothes at the 25th
ROBC 2002
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