A couple years back the ROBC (along with what seemed like every other rocky horror related site) ran a contest for Absolute. I decided to have different ways to enter, and one was to write an O'Brien haiku.

And that's what the below verses are. Written by you, the readers. :)

I was in love with Danny Then there was a light Now I'll do the dance of love. Richard's clothes, from tux to dress Fish-nets to doc's scrubs To nothing? My dream come true.

Richard is a gorgeous god His sex appeal stuns Let me be his incubus. Rick, stunning handsome sexy He is everything My dreams and fantasy, god.

 

"Absolutely" cool Richard, Jazz us forever Please, God, "Warp" no more Dare I say genius? Rocky Horror, Shock Treatment... Yes, absolutely! I should be in bed But I am thinking of him Making up haiku His voice gives me chills He speaks and I lose control Elbow sex o'erload Richard's voice soothes me His silky, smooth voice stuns all Long live O'Brien! mumsey can be mean then rick cries, and so do i poor, sweet rick, don't cry

The Dance of Love goes Running with the noisy boys Drink the cup you brew Had a lovely dream Mephistopheles and I Floating in the clouds. Ritz said it's like juice Stimulates my nerve endings I can't get enough Richard O'Brien Stunning voice, beautiful boy Singer of my soul sexier than sex more wonderful than heaven o'brien is god Wonderful Richard Q wants to be your sex slave Oh, please grant her wish.

And may I please note that I didn't write any of these!!! :-)