MUSIC: ROCKY HORROR: LYRICS: CHARLES ATLAS
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Charles Atlas Song

A weakling weighing 98 pounds
Will get sand in his face when kicked
To the ground
And soon in the gym,
With a determined chin.
The sweat from his pores
As he works- for his cause
Will make him glisten- and gleam
And with massage-
and just a little bit of steam

He'll be pink. And quite clean
He'll be a strong man.
Oh honey!
(but the wrong man)

He'll eat nutritious, high-protein
and swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders,
His chest arms and- legs.

Such an effort, if he only knew of my plan
When in just seven days
I can make you a man

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean and jerk
he thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work.

Such strenuous living I just don't understand
When in just seven days
I can make you a man

 


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Last Updated on 08/14/2001 9:08 PM

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