Brad: Hey, Janet.

Janet: Yes, Brad?

Brad: I've got something to say

Janet: Uh-huh?

Brad: I really love the . . . skillfull way.
You beat the other girls
To the Bride's bouquet.
The river was deep but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet)
So please, don't tell me to can it.(Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet.
I love you.

The road was long but I ran it. (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Janet)
If there's one fool for you, then I am it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet.
I love you.

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker.
There's three ways that love can go.
That's good, bad, or mediocre
J-A-N-E-T I love you so!

Janet: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had! (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you met mom and you know dad (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad,
For you too

Oh Brad.

Brad: Oh, dammit.

Janet: I'm mad

Brad: Oh, Janet!

Janet: For you.

Brad: I love you too.

Both: There's one thing left to do.

Brad: And that's go see the man who began it! (Janet)
When we met in his science exam-it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet,
I love you.

Dammit, Janet

Janet: Oh Brad, I'm mad.

Brad: Dammit, Janet.

Both: I love you.