Deadpan Dolores

Doc Murphy, Al Wheeler, Sgt. Polnik, Sheriff Lavers

Her name's Deadpan Dolores
She works as a stripper in some dump called "The Club Extravaganza"

Deadpan Dolores is more than just your average bump and grind
She owns a pink and golden skin
That somehow fits within
A G-string that's been carelessly designed

Deadpan Dolores is hotter than two supernova suns
She don't need no half-cut bra
To hide no telltale scars -- she's a big star
And you want to see her buns

Deadpan Dolores - too hot for the chorus
She makes the sweat pump out of your pores
Your heart jumps as the temperature soars

Arousing!

Exotic!

Suggestive!

Erotic!

Delectable Deadpan Dolores
Delectable Deadpan Dolores

Tell us about it Wheeler!

Deadpan Dolores is going to get a visit from the man
God willing she'll start spilling
The evidence is thrilling
How fulfilling
Just to weigh it in my hands

Deadpan Dolores - too hot for the chorus
She makes the sweat pump out of your pores
Your heart jumps as the temperature soars

Fragrant!

And flirty!

Flagrantly

Dirty!

Delectable Deadpan Dolores
Delectable Deadpan Dolores