Sarah Sings

SARAH:

I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
And I'd do it again!
Oh I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
To that tragedienne
She wanted to play with the grown-ups
And the deal was too tough to fill
But she opened in a flop
And went right over the top
And the rest of it was all downhill

I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
And I've got to admit
That I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
To a sick hypocrite
She got everything that she asked for
And I gave her a little bit more
But the greed in her still showed
So I helped her hit the road
And she hit it from the fifteenth floor

CHORUS OF VOICES:
She gonna tell the whole truth
And nothing but the truth

SARAH:
So help me God!

CHORUS OF VOICES:
Sing like a bird
Tell it word for word

SARAH:
Where angels fear to tread, I trod!

VARIOUS SOLO VOICES:
And though it's privileged information
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing
It may be confidential
But it's not inconsequential

CHORUS OF VOICES:
That you'll die to hear Sarah sing!

SARAH:
I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
To that cheap little trick
Oh I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
To that weak little hick
She climbed the stairway to heaven
In her heart, she was over the moon
But she had to face the fact
That she opened in an act

ALL:
That went down like a lead balloon

SARAH:
I did it!