Science Fiction Double Feature

Music and Lyrics by Richard O'Brien

Druidcrest Music, 1974

Michael Rennie was ill the Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
Claude Rains was the invisible man
Then something went wrong, for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam.
Then at a deadly pace, It Came From Outer Space
And this is how the message ran:

Science Fiction, Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh ho ho ho ho-o
At the late night, double feature picture show.

I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills.
And I really got hot when I saw Jeanette Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills.
And When Worlds Collide, said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a:

Science Fiction, Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh ho ho ho ho-o
At the late night, double feature picture show
I wanna go Oh ho ho-o
To the late night, double feature picture show
By RKO Oh ho ho-o
To the late night, double feature picture show
In the back rowOh ho ho-o
To the late night, double feature picture show.