Trouble in Pine City

AL:
Take some hoods
Who got the goods
On some poor misunderstoods

Take a visit to a dive
With a snub-nosed .45
Whadd'ya got?

CHORUS:
You've got trouble!

AL:
Blend a lonely-hearts club game
Add some cops and add a dame
Whadd'ya got?

CHORUS:
You've got trouble!
You've got trouble!
Take the warm ocean breeze
Add a little low life sleaze

AL:
Plus, a chick who's a flirt
While the hem of her skirt

CHORUS:
Rises above her knees

AL:
So you pour yourself a double
While she says

VARIOUS GIRL VOICES:
You think I'm pretty? (GROUP MALE REPLY: Yeah!)
Do you think I'm pretty? (GROUP MALE REPLY: Yeah!)
You think I'm pretty? (GROUP MALE REPLY: Yeah!)
Do you think I'm pretty? (SOLO FEMALE REPLY: Not really!)

AL:
And you got the perfect recipie

AL & CHORUS & EVERYONE ELSE:
For trouble in Pine City!
Trou-ble!