Who the Hell wants to go to Heaven?

Who the hell wants to Africa and somewhere without snow?
Who the Hell wants to drop an aspirin when your headache's bound to blow?
Who the Hell wants to play a has-been on a mid-day TV show?
And who the Hell wants to go to Heaven,
Yeah, who the Hell wants to go?
When there's a hot time down below

And who the Hell wants to listen in mono now that we got we got stereo?
And who the Hell wants to look at Madonna now that we've all seen Monroe?
Who the hell wants to get in the sauna with a second left or so?
And who the Hell wants to go to Heaven,
Yeah, who the Hell wants to go?
When there's a hot time down below.

You may say it proselytizing
But I couldn't give a damn
We're not intent on being enterprising
No, I'm only voicing choices, yes I am

Who the Hell wants a lousy dollar when they owe us real dough?
And who the Hell wants to live in squalor, rather than a great chateau?
And who the Hell wants to hoot and hollar when the troops cried "Tally Ho"?
And who the Hell wants to go to Heaven,
Yeah, who the Hell wants to go?
When there's a hot time down below.

(Hoe down time!)

(guitar solo)

Who the Hell wants a late departure on the way to a rock-n-roll show?
And who the Hell reads Jeffery Archer and not Edgar Allan Poe?
And who the Hell wants a compund fracture as opposed to a glancing blow?
And who the Hell wants to go to Heaven,
Yeah, who the Hell wants to go?
When there's a hot time down below.

You may say we go to blazes
Well that couldn't bother me
The question's up when you start pushing daises
Where is it that you would rather be?

Who the hell wants to sleep in a manger when their fortunes running low?
Who the Hell wants to give the Lone Ranger (?) with his friend Tonto?
Who the Hell wants to dance with a stranger rather than the Devil they know?
And who the Hell wants to go to Heaven,
Yeah, who the Hell wants to go?
When there's a hot time
Oh, down below.

 

About the Song: Appeared in Disgracefully Yours. This transcription taken from 4/18/96 Appearances: Disgracefully Yours (1996) Approximate date of creation: 1996