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T.ZEE AND THE LOST RACE: THE REVIEWS
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After Jerome Savery’s anti-colonial Zartan spectaculars, Tarzan hardly ranks
as a virgin candidate for satire, and Richard O’Brien and Richard Hartley
have no difficulty in repeating the violation in this sequel to The Rocky
Horror Show.
T Zee is another English exercise in West Coat American camp, ostensibly ridiculing
something that was a joke to start with; and as before, it shows a pair of
straights falling captives to freakland. This time they are two respectable
anthropologists inspecting the future deserts of Los Angeles for any surviving
traces of life: enter Tarzan on his rope, followed by a horde of ghouls through
trapdoors, who escort them to the underworld kingdom of what used to be Sunset
Strip, ruled by the pop star sadist Bone Idol and his insatiable consort Princess
La.
As you may surmise, all this is garishly staged, with Mr Hartley and his men
pumping out rock and country music up above, while down below the captives
are incarcerated in an ultimate amusement arcade by Brian Thomson, fairy lights
flashing over the WIN and LOSE doors, with 16-ton weights manacled to their
wrists,
At which point one begins to see why the authors picked on Tarzan in the first
place.
Bone Idol’s underworld is a place hatched from Hollywood myth and totally
divorced from nature. Its attendant ghouls are former show business lawyers,
extras and television personalities, and although the place is run on sex
fantasy only deviation is permissable. Anything approaching staraightforward
sex is put down as lacking in style. Women are one target. At one point, the
court enjoys a gang-bang with a pile of inflatable rubber dolls. And when
the fleshy Princess La (another high-powered performance by the brazen-lunged
Diane Langton) dons her heart-shaped shades for the leopard-skinned captives
and leads them into her bower of bliss, that brings her reign as the Sunset
Strip Turandot to an abrupt end.
In the midst of the sadism, fetishistic costume, the cool narcissism and grotesque
glamour, Tarzan remains a figure still attached to nature; all he wants is
to find Jane and get back up the tree. And for that reason he is made ridiculous.
Warren Clark, a beefy figure in the jungle equivalent of a one-piece bathing
suit, plays him as an incorruptible booby with a wide country-boy grin, and
blockish self-confidence in his homespun merits. To be true, the plot is on
his side; he knocks out Arthur Dignam’s ringmaster Lucifer in a street duel
and even gets Jane.
But he never makes it as a member of the club.
The show, in short, is fueled by homosexual arrogance which keeps it moving
even when everything else runs out. An angel descends to offer Tarzan a big
welcome up above; apart from the fact that he is played by a boy in a wig
with a Northern accent, there is no joke. The whole book is written in doggerel
couplets, a gain for no apparent reason beyond ridiculing something as innocent
as Tarzan.
Equipped with Paul Nicholas’ Satanically sexy Bone Idol and an appearance
by Mr O’Brien as the masochistic anthropologist, the show like its forerunner
may acquire a cult following. But the joke is wearing thin.

ROBC 2001
Last Updated on 08/14/2001 7:42 PM